sext: you look like the universe decided that it was tired of being so immense so it compressed all of its beauty and complexity and wonder into a smaller form so it could make everyone around it feel like they were a part of the stars
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
I never realized how much of a evil tool psychology can be when dealing with ANYONE. TEACHERS, ROMANTIC INTERESTS, BOSSES. WOW
this is literally my only hope in life is tricking people into liking me via human psych. learn it. use your powers for evil.
not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties